YOUR CAREER

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CHOOSE YOUR

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WORKWORDS

These sassy, funny, inclusive and helpful pins can be used on lanyards, shirts, bags, hats, and pinboards. You can add one to a WorkGreetings greeting card, or purchase a magnet converter and use them as a fridge magnet!

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WORKASSIST

These fun products (subtly) help people with anxiety and those who are neurodivergent succeed in the workplace. From fidgets to anxiety breathing necklaces and task timers - there’s something for everyone.

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WORKASSIST

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We can always benefit from items that help us work smarter, better, and more effectively. Whether it’s supporting you in the daily grind or helping you prepare for the next step, these products have you covered.

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WORKGIFTS

Trying to find a Secret Santa? Want to celebrate a loved one’s graduation? Maybe you’re looking for a birthday gift for a work bestie, or just show your appreciation to a colleague, these gifts are the Godsend you’ve been looking for!

How hard is it to find a greeting card that is appropriate for a work mate? Not too soppy, not too crass, not to boring… ugh, it’s often just too hard! Well, these cards strike the right balance and can even be customised!

WORKGREETINGS

Celebrate their milestone by equipping their journey.

This graduation kit isn’t just a gift, it’s a launchpad. Designed for emerging professionals, it includes practical tools and inspiring touches, perfect for grads ready to write their next chapter - literally.

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DIGITALPRODUCTS

We are working on some digital products to support you in managing the daily grind of your role, job seeking, project management and more.

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What is Career Merch?

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Who is Career Merch for?

Designed for thriving, not just surviving.

Build you’re own survival kit packed with tools to help neurodivergent minds stay regulated, focused, and comfortable in the workplace. Pick your favourites - from fidgets pens to lapel pins - and create a kit that meets you where you are.

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GIFTPACKS

A thoughtful toolkit for navigating hard moments.

Filled with small, soothing comforts - from mindful (if sassy) colouring to calming scents - the Stress Care Kit is a tender gesture for tough days. Ideal for friends, colleagues, or anyone in need of a pause, a breath, or a hug-in-a-box.

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Not sure what to choose? Our Gift Cards can be used for products or services so they are perfect for a graduation gift or a career support gift. You can put any amount on the Gift Card and with a gorgeous gift box presentation, what’s not to love?

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GIFTCARDS

WHYMERCH?

This collection of career merch - thoughtfully designed and handpicked - exists at the intersection of self expression, neuro-inclusion, and emotional survival. Whether you’re climbing ladders, just graduated, navigating office politics, or showing up while anxious, or wanting to support someone on their career path, this range has your back (and your desk, bag, and lapel!).

You! Career Merch is for everyone, whether you are:

  • a neurospicy legend quietly surviving in open-plan offices

  • a graduate craving more than a generic pen set to mark the milestone

  • a professional looking for a way to store their files and prepare for interviews

  • someone who wants to support their colleagues through a rough patch or periods of growth, and

  • people who stim in meetings, experience overwhelm, or just need a good lapel pin that says they are too tired to explain themselves!

Our Career Merch is also for someone looking for that perfect gift for someone navigating their working life.

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Why Career Merch?

Why? Because the workplace is rarely neutral. It’s scented, noisy, fluorescent, chaotic. It can demand masking and reward exhaustion. So these tools were curated to gently push back - to regulate, affirm, ground, soothe and even… spark joy!

From sensory aids that calm overstimulation, to to fidget tools that feed focus, from sassy lapel pins that advocate without you saying a world, to elegant career journals for reflecting and recalibrating - every piece has a purpose: to make work more human for for those who’ve had to adapt, who have struggled, who are progressing and who are looking for work.

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What does Career Merch offer?

AGENCY - pick what helps you thrive, your way.

VISIBILITY - say it with flair (or subtlety) through thoughtful accessories.

SUPPORT - with sensory comfort, calming aids, or workplace-ready fidgets.

RECOGNITION - for milestones, burnout moments, or simply existing through another meeting that couldn’ve been an email.

CONNECTION - encouraging positive connections between colleagues and within teams.

Choose Your Merch